titounettes:

naturalmomma:

Why are guys so obsessed with their dicks? We’ll be like “Mothers have the right to breastfeed their baby in public!” And without fail, dudes chime in with, “Does that mean I can pull my dick out in public? Can I urinate in public?” Chill the fuck out. This isn’t about your dick. You are already allowed to have your nipples out in public, sit the fuck down.

oh my GOD THANK YOU

(via shutupandsmile73)

skittlejoy:

its like boys are the oscars and im leonardo dicaprio

(via cringing)

8yrs:

faq:

Q: do u have a faq?
A: yes

(via lamelohan)

stargerard:

today I went to game stop and as soon as I stepped in the guy who was working there said “the princess games are over there, babe” and I turned at him and looked him dead in the eyes and said “I didn’t know workers were supposed to recommend their favorite games when customers walked in.” and someone gasped and then I turned around and walked out

(via serena-xcx)

indiandaughter:

ill pay u $7 to have a crush on me

(via lamelohan)